This video that I made is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEs7E0gqexg
Joke list:
Why don’t zoo animals take tests?
-There were too many CHEETAHS
What do you call a belt made of Watches?
-A waist of time
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
-Because people are dying to get in
What did one wall say to the other?
-Meet you at the corner
What did shushi A say to sushi B?
-Wasabi
What do you call a cow on the ground?
-Ground Beef
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
-Cuz it’ll be a foot
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
-A can’t opener
What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
-Nobody knows
Why shouldn’t you write with a dull pencil?
-Because it’s pointless
What did the teacher do with the student’s cheese report?
-She grated it
What do you call somebody who points out the obvious?
-Somebody who points out the obvious
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish
Where do cows go to have fun?
-To the mooooooovies
What does a baby computer call his father?
-Data